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Onions & Christmas Tree
« on: October 05, 2004, 09:35:04 AM »

> A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of
breasts are there?"
>
> The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there
are three kinds of
> breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like
melons, round and
> firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like
pears, still nice but
> hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
>
> "Onions?"
>
> "Yes, see them and they make you cry."
>
>
------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind
of penises are
> there?"
>
> The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a
man goes
> through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's
penis is like an oak,
> mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is
like a birch,
> flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like
a Christmas tree."
>
> "A Christmas tree?"
>
> "Yes, dried up and the balls are there for
decoration only."

 
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