Okay
I definitely appreciate the interest
here
so here's majority of my resume
I knew I wouldn't be satisfied with it but I'm reluctant I feel if I change it, I am wasting money but put myself at risk at having a worse resume. As though there is some subliminal pattern to it that I don't recognize.
It's so dumb but the beginning is:
Solutions-oriented Mathematics and Chemistry Professional offering educational background in research, statistical analysis, applied mathematics, data mining and collection, scientific computation, and financial reconciliation. Experience encompasses examination and validation of numerical and scientific data, compilation of complex statistical information, and broad knowledge of intricate theories, processes, and computational techniques. Reputation for managing concurrent projects and meeting time-critical deadlines, demonstrating competencies in planning, schedule management, and organization. Exceptional documentation and presentation skills, with proven ability to blend interpersonal, analytical, and technological strengths. Credited with high level of initiative, solid analytical aptitude, and problem-solving talents. Personal commitment to excellence in quality and standards of work performance. Proficiencies include:
(here's where the thesaurus got maxed out)
* Research and Evaluation * Testing & Tracking Protocols * Metrics and Analytics
* Needs/Requirement Analysis * Quality Assurance * Technology Applications
* Prioritization Practices * Reports Management * PC Hardware/Software
* Organization and Accuracy * Efficiency Improvement * Independent Judgment
* Time and Task Management * Lab Inventory Management * Effective Communication
Education
this part is pretty much self explanatory
if anyone really wants to see the courses, i'll add it later
some additional filler
Technology
Advanced PC literacy encompasses Microsoft Office (Word, Excel, PowerPoint), training in C++ programming, success in repairing computers, Internet research, and operational tools to support data management, reports generation, and tracking and monitoring requirements.
Employment
though interesting...all completely unrelated
I guess since I am 0 for 500
I might as well make my own and try it out
If it sucks, I'm in the same position. If it works, I can tell the person who did mine that they do a crappy job.