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Title: If Santa Claus ran for Presidential Election in the US..
Post by: Donaldson Tan on December 24, 2004, 10:19:30 PM
Who will win? Santa, George Bush or John Kerry..
Title: Re:If Santa Claus ran for Presidential Election in the US..
Post by: Corvettaholic on December 24, 2004, 10:51:24 PM
Santa. I wish anyway, too bad he doesn't have a political party backing him up...
Title: Re:If Santa Claus ran for Presidential Election in the US..
Post by: Donaldson Tan on December 24, 2004, 10:52:44 PM
Quote from: Corvettaholic on December 24, 2004, 10:51:24 PM
Santa. I wish anyway, too bad he doesn't have a political party backing him up...

I am not sure if Santa favours democrats or the republicans..
Title: Re:If Santa Claus ran for Presidential Election in the US..
Post by: Donaldson Tan on December 26, 2004, 06:44:13 PM
LOL. Nobody is subscribing to my little political nonsense here.
Title: Re:If Santa Claus ran for Presidential Election in the US..
Post by: Corvettaholic on December 27, 2004, 12:04:24 PM
Well I think Santa would be an independent. Does Santa favor higher taxation? Does Santa support the military? I don't think Santa cares about any of these things. Santa is all about the presents to good little children, and horfing down as many milk and cookies as he can! Now that is a good political platform. Milk and cookies for all!
Title: Re:If Santa Claus ran for Presidential Election in the US..
Post by: Donaldson Tan on December 27, 2004, 05:35:26 PM
Santa's stand for presidential election:

"if im voted as president, i will not only give all of u milk and cookies. I pledge presents to all americans every christmas day. all little children, esp little cute girls, will get to seat on my lap at the white house. Isnt it great? Moreover, the government wont have to spend on luxurious limousine to transport me around. the money saved will be given to taxpayers as tax-cuts. My sleigh and reindeers are a wonderful platform to travel."
Title: Re:If Santa Claus ran for Presidential Election in the US..
Post by: Corvettaholic on December 28, 2004, 12:57:57 AM
Now there would be a problem with cute little girls sitting on santa's lap. I can smell a lawsuit from a million miles away...
Title: Re:If Santa Claus ran for Presidential Election in the US..
Post by: limpet chicken on December 28, 2004, 01:06:29 AM
I think there was a conspiracy, Santa has all the little girls sitting on his lap, and I heard he cut a deal with Michael Jackson, he gets the little boys "sitting" on his lap, in exchange for halving any lawsuit costs between them :o
Title: Re:If Santa Claus ran for Presidential Election in the US..
Post by: Corvettaholic on December 28, 2004, 11:07:26 AM
...thats disturbing. But since we're in hypothetical mode, I suppose it IS possible...
Title: Re:If Santa Claus ran for Presidential Election in the US..
Post by: Donaldson Tan on December 28, 2004, 07:49:52 PM
haha.. this is so funny~
Title: Re:If Santa Claus ran for Presidential Election in the US..
Post by: Donaldson Tan on December 28, 2004, 09:32:31 PM
I am pretty sure Santa knows geography better than George Bush. Santa can pinpoint where the North Pole is, he can pinpoint where is Zimbawe is, because he has installed surveillance system all over the world to watch naughty children. Perhaps he had some "interesting" videos that can be used to blackmail his two other candidates..
Title: Re:If Santa Claus ran for Presidential Election in the US..
Post by: limpet chicken on December 28, 2004, 10:35:41 PM
Your average brick has a better grasp of basic geography, or for that matter, anything else than george bush, on the evolutionary scale, I would put him somewhere between a tapeworm and a bacterium ;D