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General Forums => Generic Discussion => Topic started by: Mitch on February 21, 2005, 08:09:05 PM
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THINK THIS SAYS IT ALL.
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background
checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...Two
men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men
to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the
circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a
chair...Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife!"
Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came
out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but can't kill my wife."
The! Agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging
on the walls. After a few minutes all was quiet. The door opened slowly
and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with
blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them!!!
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how about some math regarding evil woman..
since dating woman takes up our time and money,
woman = time x money
time is money, therefore
woman = money2
given money is the root of evil
woman = (EVIL1/2)2 = EVIL
woman is evil!!! BEWARE :Dr_Evil: