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General Forums => Generic Discussion => Topic started by: Mitch on February 28, 2005, 12:34:34 AM

Title: Care of the old folks home....
Post by: Mitch on February 28, 2005, 12:34:34 AM
 George took his elderly dad, Homer to a nursing home to check it out. He sat Homer down on a sofa in the main aisleway and went to talk with the administrators.
 
Homer started to tilt slowly toward the left. A Doctor came by and said, 'Let me help you.' The Doc piled several pillows on the left side of the old man so he would stay upright.
 
Homer started to tilt slowly to the right. An orderly noticed and put several more pillows on his right side to keep him upright.
 
Homer started to lean forward when a nurse came by and piled several pillows in front of him.
 
About this time, Homers son, George returned. 'hey, Dad, isn't this a nice place?'
 
Homer said, 'I guess it's ok, but they won't let me fart.