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Title: Mathematical proof that girls are evil
Post by: P on April 21, 2008, 09:34:10 AM
Mathematical proof:

1) Girls require Time and Money so:

Girls = Time x Money

2)we know that Time = Money so:

Girls = Money x Money = Money2

3)Money is the root of all evil  (Money  = sqrt-Evil) Therefore:

Girls = (sqrt-Evil)2

4) so finally it is proven:

Girls = l Evil l


 
Title: Re: Mathematical proof that girls are evil
Post by: sjb on April 21, 2008, 10:26:48 AM
Yes, I know this is the humour (sic) forum, but don't forget, that from your last step that just because Girls = (sqrt-Evil)2 it doesn't necessarily follow that Girls = Evil, it couls just as easily be that -Girls = Evil... ;)
Title: Re: Mathematical proof that girls are evil
Post by: TaSt3MyRa1nBoW on April 21, 2008, 10:29:53 AM
funny funny boyz.....hey guess what? im back! but funny joke, and i TOTALLY AGREE...but we can do the same thing with men factoring into the equation!
Title: Re: Mathematical proof that girls are evil
Post by: P on April 21, 2008, 10:54:14 AM
Quote from: sjb on April 21, 2008, 10:26:48 AM
just because Girls = (sqrt-Evil)2 it doesn't necessarily follow that Girls = Evil, it couls just as easily be that -Girls = Evil... ;)

Editted final line in the OP with l  l   -  for (non-political) corectness.
Title: Re: Mathematical proof that girls are evil
Post by: TaSt3MyRa1nBoW on April 21, 2008, 11:28:06 AM
Bah! Political Correctness....I don't believe in it. its a funny equation. if people get offended, they obviously have more issues than an equation to prove that women are evil. I ALREADY KNOW THAT, so that equation did nothing for me lolz  ;D
Title: Re: Mathematical proof that girls are evil
Post by: Mitch on April 21, 2008, 03:28:24 PM
All women are evil. ;)
Title: Re: Mathematical proof that girls are evil
Post by: Yggdrasil on April 21, 2008, 07:10:02 PM
Quote from: sjb on April 21, 2008, 10:26:48 AM
Yes, I know this is the humour (sic) forum, but don't forget, that from your last step that just because Girls = (sqrt-Evil)2 it doesn't necessarily follow that Girls = Evil, it couls just as easily be that -Girls = Evil... ;)

I think it can easily be shown that:
(https://www.chemicalforums.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.forkosh.dreamhost.com%2Fmimetex.cgi%3F%5Clbrace+%5Ctext%7Bwomen%7D%5Crbrace+%5Csubset+%5Cmathbb%7BC%7D&hash=06de58a43fc8e493139de2e637e68543172c9b98)

Title: Re: Mathematical proof that girls are evil
Post by: enahs on April 21, 2008, 09:58:35 PM
Speaking purely mathematically, and not physically, of course. It is much more fun to take the limit of women.

If ya know what I mean. And at some point in that first sentence, I lied.