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Title: Eerily funny horoscope for me.
Post by: jdurg on April 13, 2005, 11:12:58 PM

I'm a big fan of The Onion which is an online news "spoofing" site. Each week they update their site and have a section for horroscopes. My birthday is in early August, so I'm a Leo. Today I went to their site, www.theonion.com and checked out the horoscope. Upon reading my horoscope, I broke out into fits of laughter. Here's why:

Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)
Three extremely important events will mark your last days on earth: First, you find out you can buy uranium over the Internet. The second and third pretty much follow as the night follows the day.

That'd just too damned funny.   :lolabove:

Title: Re:Eerily funny horoscope for me.
Post by: movies on April 14, 2005, 12:14:32 AM

Heh, that just goes to show that a spoof of a myth is the truth!
 :D

Title: Re: Eerily funny horoscope for me.
Post by: Will on May 20, 2006, 08:14:33 AM

Quote from: jdurg on April 13, 2005, 11:12:58 PM

First, you find out you can buy uranium over the Internet.

You can buy uranium over the internet. ;D

I hope this horoscope is out of date though!