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Click here (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv) to find out what circle of hell you'll spend eternity in. I will be in the 5th circle which isn't bad since I don't mind Styx. ;) ;D
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 5 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fifth Level of Hell!
Fifth Level of Hell
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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
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The fourth level. Ugh... physical labor.
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 4 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fourth Level of Hell!
Fourth Level of Hell
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Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.
:chair:
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I am worst.. LOL
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge:
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
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Geesh Geodome, :o :o :o :o
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First Level of Hell - Limbo
Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
hmm.. i wonder what the eigth level did.... probably they were greedy.
Minotaurs are cool. I would take that minotaur on in a heartbeat. Simple, i've done it before. Too bad i didn't bomb the maze before i left it.
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The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!
Second Level of Hell
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
Mmmm, if Helen of Troy looks just like Diane Kruger who played her role in "Troy" then count me in ;)
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell! and I got very high correlation on levels 4-9.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
Said I'm a Heretic, 6th level
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Sigh.
First Level of Hell - Limbo
Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
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The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Mommy always said I needed more religion in my life (more meaning >0). I wanted to go to Hell ever since I realized everyone else wanted to go to heaven. I don't like people so I was hoping Hell would be less crowded. When I was 7 or 8 I realized evolution made so much more sense than religion. Blah, to Hell with it all!
>:(
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Man, I'm going to be all alone in that 5th level of hell. Just me and my elements. Now where is that fluorine gas, ampouled sodium, osmium metal, black phosphorus, amorphous red selenium, europium, and depleted uranium I have coming my way?.. ;) (Wow. After typing that out I just realized how many new element samples I have scheduled to arrive. ;D )
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I'm headed down with Corvetteaholic and Vette Freak (is there just a coincidence that corvette-lovers go to this level of hell? Maybe we all drive Vettes here...) in the 6th level of hell.
I always knew I'd wind up in hell, but it wasn't until I was with a friend and approached by some evangelists that he vocalized my irrefutable reason for having to go to hell. It ran something like this:
Evangelist: "Excuse me, can I ask you two questions?"
My friend: "Sure."
E: "Do you think that you're going to heaven?"
M: "Absolutely not."
At this, the evangelist was completely taken aback. He was apparently used to
people saying things like 'I hope so' or 'I would like to think so.'
E: "I don't understand."
M: "Well, you see, it runs like this: Either your beliefs or mine are correct. If my beliefs are right, there isn't a heaven, so I can't go there. If your beliefs are right, I don't believe in a heaven, so I wouldn't go there anyway. So I'm not going to heaven."
The evangelist is completely flustered, and is stuttering. We get up to walk away.
E: "But wait, I haven't asked you your second question yet!"
M: "Yes, you did. Your first question was 'Can I ask you two questions?'"
E: "But, that didn't . I ..."
We walk away and when we're about 25 feet away, he shouts at us: "Jesus loves you!"
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life. But I'm definitely going ot hell. At least I'll have great company.
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So see you at 6th ;)
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Purgatory!
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
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6th for me to
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Ah crap, I'm in limbo. ::)
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What do you mean "Aw, crap you're in Limbo"? You get to spend eternity rubbing elbows with ancient philosophers, writhers, celebrities, and otherwise nice people who didn't know they had to fear God. I'll bet the Hedonists throw great parties.
My results said Limbo, too. But, I missed Dis by a hair. I think it's great that I got an out due to being mostly virtuous.
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Well all my life I've been in limbo...it'd be nice to finally have some clarity in the after-life. ;)
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It seems I am going right to the bottom, so to speak.
Oh well, I'm not surprised, probably pretty fitting for a LaVeyan Satanist ;D
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I'm in the first level accompanied by Ceasar. LOL
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The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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Damn, arnyk, your new pic is huge! It's indenting your paragraphs.
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I'm going down to the 6th level. , at least I won't be cold :)
And see you there to anyone else going down the elevator to level 6.....6.....6....hmmm
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Post number 1!
I am new here, bear with me.
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
Well, that speaks for itself. I really can't wait for the dunking into boiling pitch and serpents writhing and wrapping around men, sometimes fusing into each other. :)
Is it too late to repent? lol ;D
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Level 6.
'Very High' score re Heretics.
Hard to disagree. :)
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Level 4 of Hell.
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Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High
I'm officiallly going to level 7, but that's my ranking. I sure hope Buddhism turns out the be the right one, afterall ;D
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Awesome, I made it into Purgatory.
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I get to hang with the philosophers in Limbo! Not complaining at all ;D
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Err... the 8th. :-[
Mmmm... Hi Tamin! :P ;)
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I'm supposed to be a Christian :o I answered the questions honestly and thought that I'd get a reasonable score but was really supprised - Oh well :'(
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probably pretty fitting for a LaVeyan Satanist ;D
LaVeyan satanist philosophy=normal if you ask me, it's all very 'animal instinct', he didn't say anything in the satanic bible that everyone doesn't know already. In a nutshell: stand up for yourself and enjoy life - and then some stuff about sitting in dark rooms surrounded by candles. I think the whole point is that any non believer who reads it will say "oh my god, I agree with all of this", which of course you would. And then it conveniently cost's a large sum of money to become a member of the Church Of Satan. Funny that....
Anyway, I'll be in the City of Dis (6th), I'll get the first round in!
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Level 6.
'Extreme' score re Heretics.
^ Not *too* bad.... ;D
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Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
Damn. Haha. :o
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Yay I get to hang out with the intewectuwalz!!
First Level of Hell - Limbo
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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.