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General Forums => Generic Discussion => Topic started by: HellogsCorn on November 22, 2008, 10:01:45 AM
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3 womans joke
Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
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Three blondes are walking through the woods when they come across a set of tracks:
"Those are deer tracks" said the first blonde,
"No, those are elk tracks" said the second blonde,
"You're both wrong, those are moose tracks" said the third blonde.
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
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Did you hear about the blond synchronized swimmers team?? One of them didn't know how to swim and they all drowned.
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OMG! I like that executioner-fire joke. So funny!