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Title: what ions
Post by: FeLiXe on August 29, 2005, 07:15:36 AM

Hi, I heard these questions a while ago and I thought they were pretty funny. Who knows how to fill in the gaps?

1. Mr Crow said to his wife: "You are my ---"

2. He never calls during the day because ---s are cheaper.

3. "Where is Benzo's food?" - "Oh no, --- it all!"

4. Peter's brother said: "I won't do it but my ---."

5. The guy with the bovine nickname was not on-time. So they said: "---"

6. When Sue's boyfriend left her after just two weeks she said: "--- no more"

Title: Re:what ions
Post by: FeLiXe on September 08, 2005, 03:58:08 PM

can't be that hard, just put in a polyatomic ion each. there aren't so many around.

Title: Re:what ions
Post by: Karakth on September 25, 2005, 09:59:27 AM

Hmm I have suspicions of the others but #3 I know:

"Where is Benzo's food?" - "Oh no, Benzoate it all!"

Title: Re:what ions
Post by: FeLiXe on September 26, 2005, 10:47:17 AM

good job, that's it

Title: Re:what ions
Post by: claire88 on September 28, 2005, 08:27:53 AM

*waves arm around* Ooh! Ooh! I know one!

2. He never calls during the day because nitrates are cheaper.

Claire  ;D

Title: Re:what ions
Post by: billnotgatez on September 28, 2005, 08:04:05 PM

Mr Crow said to his wife: "You are my Crowmate (sic chromate)"

Title: Re:what ions
Post by: billnotgatez on September 28, 2005, 08:12:39 PM

4. Peter's brother said: "I won't do it but my bro might (sic bromide)."

Title: Re:what ions
Post by: FeLiXe on October 24, 2005, 02:57:01 PM

alright. good job everyone

5. and 6. are still to go

5.: what animal names could be bovine? and what are you when you are not on time?

6. is kind of hard, I did not get that either myself at first. She ought not go on a rendezvous any more.

Title: Re:what ions
Post by: Bakegaku on December 11, 2005, 11:08:30 PM

oh!  #5:

They called him oxalate (Ox being a bovine creature, and late!)