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General Forums => Generic Discussion => Topic started by: amorale on April 19, 2012, 09:28:46 PM
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Hello, I was recently reading some jokes on the internet when I came across this ones, hope you like them :).
1. Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve noble gasses here." Argon doesn't react.
2. Two men walk into a bar, the first man says "I'll have an H2O." the second man says "That sound's good, I'll have an H2O, too." The second man died . . .
3. "Wanna hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?" "NaBrO."
4. How often do I tell jokes about chemistry? Periodically.
5. You want me to tell a Potassium joke? K.
6. A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
7. The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
8. Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
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Oh geez, I facepalmed at number 8. xD
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lol...they all made sense lol
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I used to tell one to my gen chem students, initial reaction was a little shock until I said the punch-line. Doesn't work quite as well in text:
Why did the homo take acid?
Because electrophiles are attracted to nucleophiles!
Lame, I know, but it helped to reinforce some concepts. :)
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I have one too!
Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar. :P
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There are no jokes anymore. We are all Bohr'd of physics jokes, and all the chemistry jokes Argon :)
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I know one.
Q. River Ravi, flows is which state?
A. Liquid state...
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What should you do with a dead chemist? Barium.
Do you know any sodium jokes? Na.
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Since this thread is back again, I have two incredibly juvenile images to post. They're funny, but very groan worthy, and I didn't want to archive or delete them from my system, without sharing them first. So, with apologies:
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I've been totally into MEMES, which may be a huge waste of time.
(https://www.chemicalforums.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.quickmeme.com%2Fmedia%2Fsocial%2Fqm.gif&hash=3d0c008a6a3c79225547f798590bc7dd27079555)
http://www.quickmeme.com/Chemistry-Cat/