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Pregnancy Woes for An Unwed..
« on: September 03, 2006, 06:08:13 PM »
A young girl missed her period for two months...Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant now..

Shouting, Cursing, Crying, the mother scream :"Who was the pig that did this to you?. I want to know...!!!!!";.

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari Car stops in front of their house, a mature and distinguished man with dark hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house slowly ..

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take the responsibility ..

If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach Villa and a $1,000,000 bank account .. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account . If it is twins, 5 factory each and $5,000,000 for each child . However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?".

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places his hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him : " You Can Try Again ! "
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