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Offline amorale

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Funny Chem Jokes
« on: April 19, 2012, 09:28:46 PM »
Hello, I was recently reading some jokes on the internet when I came across this ones, hope you like them :).

1. Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve noble gasses here." Argon doesn't react.

2. Two men walk into a bar, the first man says "I'll have an H2O." the second man says "That sound's good, I'll have an H2O, too." The second man died . . .

3. "Wanna hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?" "NaBrO."

4. How often do I tell jokes about chemistry? Periodically.

5. You want me to tell a Potassium joke? K.

6. A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."

7. The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.

8. Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?
A: OH SNaP!
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Re: Funny Chem Jokes
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2012, 03:05:47 PM »
Oh geez, I facepalmed at number 8. xD

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Re: Funny Chem Jokes
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2012, 05:15:27 PM »
lol...they all made sense lol

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Re: Funny Chem Jokes
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2012, 11:07:54 AM »
I used to tell one to my gen chem students, initial reaction was a little shock until I said the punch-line. Doesn't work quite as well in text:

 Why did the homo take acid?

 Because electrophiles are attracted to nucleophiles!

Lame, I know, but it helped to reinforce some concepts. :)

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Re: Funny Chem Jokes
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2012, 12:19:29 PM »
I have one too!

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?   Because it was polar. :P

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Re: Funny Chem jokes
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2012, 02:03:10 PM »
There are no jokes anymore. We are all Bohr'd of physics jokes, and all the chemistry jokes Argon :)
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Re: Funny Chem Jokes
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2012, 09:25:17 PM »
I know one.

Q. River Ravi, flows is which state?

A. Liquid state...

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Re: Funny Chem Jokes
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2012, 09:44:19 PM »
What should you do with a dead chemist?  Barium.

Do you know any sodium jokes?  Na.

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Re: Funny Chem Jokes
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2012, 09:38:51 AM »
Since this thread is back again, I have two incredibly juvenile images to post.  They're funny, but very groan worthy, and I didn't want to archive or delete them from my system, without sharing them first.  So, with apologies:
Hey, I'm not judging.  I just like to shoot straight.  I'm a man of science.

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Re: Funny Chem Jokes
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2012, 03:53:36 PM »
I've been totally into MEMES, which may be a huge waste of time.



http://www.quickmeme.com/Chemistry-Cat/

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