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Offline Kryolith

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Re: A request for cheesy Chemistry related pick-up lines
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2008, 03:41:28 PM »
ha ha ha  ;D

what a bad joke....  ;)

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Re: A request for cheesy Chemistry related pick-up lines
« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2008, 10:52:54 PM »
Hey can you see if my buffer's at the right pH...? All you have to do is stick your pH meter into my beaker. ;)

So baby, let me tell you, I'm just a little one prime carbocation... that means you better have a large nucleophile :P.

MmmMm... my beta-receptor needs some interaction with a signaling molecule... do you have any you wanna give me?

LOL ok... i'm such a nerd. *blush*

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Re: A request for cheesy Chemistry related pick-up lines
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2008, 10:57:45 AM »
im a female.  i like the sin/cos one and the polar bear one. they are cute! well, the polar one. the sin/cos is just funny....which might i add, doesn't offend me at all, so i dont know why someone would suggest that it would offend females  ???   
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Re: A request for cheesy Chemistry related pick-up lines
« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2009, 10:12:29 PM »
I personally like:

You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate  ;)

and the sin/cos one did not go over my head thanks  :P
 
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Re: A request for cheesy Chemistry related pick-up lines
« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2009, 09:29:51 AM »
Are you a photon? Because you get me to an excited state.

Related:
Valentine's day version: "Will you be my photon?"

If I'm a ligand, you must be a metal...Because I think we have metal to ligand charge transfer going on. (Flatter them with favorite metallic pun... or state something about love being so complex...)

That's it for the day...I just thought of these recently...
Life is so complex...

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Re: A request for cheesy Chemistry related pick-up lines
« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2009, 05:31:38 AM »
Just out of interest - has anyone had any success with any of these?? ;D
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Re: A request for cheesy Chemistry related pick-up lines
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2009, 01:46:21 PM »
The funniest one is "Wanna experiment with a chemist?" and the vector-force one.   ;)
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Re: A request for cheesy Chemistry related pick-up lines
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2009, 07:43:26 PM »
2 years ago, a guy tried the sin/cos one on me. I dated him for 6 months.
What can I say? If he was an iron, my current bf's zinc.
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Re: A request for cheesy Chemistry related pick-up lines
« Reply #23 on: April 14, 2009, 07:54:23 PM »
If you were my reaction I'd be doing you on my bench

Do I promote your electrons from your HOMO to your LUMO?

I'm in my excited state baby, want to see my elongated dipole moment?

I'm as bulky as tBuLi baby.


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Re: A request for cheesy Chemistry related pick-up lines
« Reply #24 on: June 02, 2011, 07:50:42 AM »
Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away!

Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.  :P

You're so hot, you denature my proteins.

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Re: A request for cheesy Chemistry related pick-up lines
« Reply #25 on: July 06, 2011, 06:21:37 PM »
I am a conjugate acid, you are a conjugate base .Let’s hook up and create conjugate pairs.

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Re: A request for cheesy Chemistry related pick-up lines
« Reply #26 on: September 04, 2011, 05:19:45 PM »
Mission completed:
Me: "In my excited state I have an elongated dipole moment"
her: *backturn*
Me: *laugh my ass off*
My wingman: "that was awesome"
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