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Mathematical proof that girls are evil
« on: April 21, 2008, 09:34:10 AM »
Mathematical proof:

1) Girls require Time and Money so:

Girls = Time x Money

2)we know that Time = Money so:

Girls = Money x Money = Money2

3)Money is the root of all evil  (Money  = sqrt-Evil) Therefore:

Girls = (sqrt-Evil)2

4) so finally it is proven:

Girls = l Evil l


 
« Last Edit: April 21, 2008, 10:51:32 AM by P »
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Re: Mathematical proof that girls are evil
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2008, 10:26:48 AM »
Yes, I know this is the humour (sic) forum, but don't forget, that from your last step that just because Girls = (sqrt-Evil)2 it doesn't necessarily follow that Girls = Evil, it couls just as easily be that -Girls = Evil... ;)

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Re: Mathematical proof that girls are evil
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2008, 10:29:53 AM »
funny funny boyz.....hey guess what? im back! but funny joke, and i TOTALLY AGREE...but we can do the same thing with men factoring into the equation!
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Re: Mathematical proof that girls are evil
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2008, 10:54:14 AM »
just because Girls = (sqrt-Evil)2 it doesn't necessarily follow that Girls = Evil, it couls just as easily be that -Girls = Evil... ;)

Editted final line in the OP with l  l   -  for (non-political) corectness.
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Re: Mathematical proof that girls are evil
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2008, 11:28:06 AM »
Bah! Political Correctness....I don't believe in it. its a funny equation. if people get offended, they obviously have more issues than an equation to prove that women are evil. I ALREADY KNOW THAT, so that equation did nothing for me lolz  ;D
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Re: Mathematical proof that girls are evil
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2008, 03:28:24 PM »
All women are evil. ;)
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Re: Mathematical proof that girls are evil
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2008, 07:10:02 PM »
Yes, I know this is the humour (sic) forum, but don't forget, that from your last step that just because Girls = (sqrt-Evil)2 it doesn't necessarily follow that Girls = Evil, it couls just as easily be that -Girls = Evil... ;)

I think it can easily be shown that:



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Re: Mathematical proof that girls are evil
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2008, 09:58:35 PM »
Speaking purely mathematically, and not physically, of course. It is much more fun to take the limit of women.

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