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Offline Mitch

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Evil women
« on: February 21, 2005, 08:09:05 PM »
 THINK THIS SAYS IT ALL.
 The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background
 checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...Two
 men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men
 to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
 "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the
 circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a
 chair...Kill Her!!!"
 The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife!"
 Then you're not the right man for this job."
 The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
 into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came
 out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but can't kill my wife."
 The! Agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
 home."
 Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
 to
 kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
 heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging
 on the walls. After a few minutes all was quiet. The door opened slowly
 and there stood the woman.
 She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with
 blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
 
MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them!!!
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Re:Evil women
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2005, 09:09:21 PM »
how about some math regarding evil woman..

since dating woman takes up our time and money,

woman = time x money

time is money, therefore

woman = money2

given money is the root of evil

woman = (EVIL1/2)2 = EVIL

woman is evil!!! BEWARE  :Dr_Evil:
« Last Edit: February 21, 2005, 09:10:06 PM by geodome »
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