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The Husband Store
« on: February 28, 2005, 12:30:00 AM »
 Recently a Husband Super Store opened where women could go and choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands.
 
FIRST FLOOR
The door had a sign saying, These men have jobs and love kids..The women read the sign and said...well thats better than not having a job or not loving kids..but I wonder whats further up.
 
SECOND FLOOR
The sign read...These men have high paying jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking....Hmmmm, said the ladies ...but I wonder whats further up.
 
THIRD FLOOR
This sign read....These men have high paying jobs, love kids are extremely good looking and help with the housework... Wow said the women...Very tempting but there was another floor so up they went...
 
FOURTH FLOOR
This door had a sign saying ... These men have very high paying jobs love kids are extremely good looking help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak...Oh mercy me they cried Just think what must be awaiting us further on! so up to the fifth floor they went...
 
FIFTH FLOOR
The sign on the door said....This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please....
The exit is to your left....
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