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Offline Alpha-Omega

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Three Little Old Ladies!!!
« on: February 06, 2008, 04:24:00 PM »
Three old ladies and their dogs  were sitting on a park bench 
having a quiet conversation  when a flasher approached from across the  park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them 
and opened his trench coat.

Gertrude immediately had a  stroke.  Then Maude also had a stroke. But Tillie, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far .

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Re: Three Little Old Ladies!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2008, 04:53:12 PM »
Now the whole darn town sure opened up its eyes
The night they held the Streaker's Ball,
There was every shape and every size
At the Streaker's Ball
As the first girl came running in a lovely bit of stuff,
Well, Charlie had a stroke, and so did Mr. Duff.
I wanted one as well, but I wasn't quick enough,
At the Streaker's Ball

They had a streaker's wedding, at least that's what I'm told
At the Streaker's Ball,
And the bridegroom couldn't find a place to put his button hole
At the Streaker's Ball
A bridesmaid was heard to mutter, "Oh, what utter bliss,
A slap-up streaker's wedding is a thing I'd never miss.
And you can always tell who the best man is,"
At the Streaker's Ball...

Hey, I'm not judging.  I just like to shoot straight.  I'm a man of science.

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