A man was walking along a beach when he tripped over a metal lamp. When he rubbed it, a genie rose out of it, stretched, and thanked him for releasing him from eons of captivity, and asked him what he could do to reward him. The man thought a bit, and decided not to be selfish, He pointed to a map of the Middle East and said, "Can you bring peace to this part of the Earth?"
"They're still fighting?" said the genie. "They were going at it pretty hard back when I was trapped in the lamp, I don't think I can fix that now."
"Can you make it so that I understand women, then?" the man asked.
And the genie said, "Let me see your map again..."