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A Chemical Substance-Defined
« on: February 14, 2008, 11:10:17 PM »
A Chemical is a Substance that:

An organic chemist turns into a foul odor.
An analytical chemist turns into a procedure.
A physical chemist turns into a straight line.
A biochemist turns into a helix.
A chemical engineer turns into a profit.

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Re: A Chemical Substance-Defined
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2008, 11:15:31 PM »
Physical chemist, a straight line?
Nah, Physical Chemist got math skills. Calculus for sure. It is turned into a straight line for simplified version for the other chemists!  ;)

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Re: A Chemical Substance-Defined
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2008, 11:25:39 PM »
Then I think a physical chemist is most capable of drawaing a straight line...RIGHT...LOL...THEY GOT THE SKILLS GOIN' ON...but I agree with you that they could turn it into almost anything....P-Chem ROCKS...

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