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Offline Alpha-Omega

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7 Kinds of SEX
« on: April 24, 2008, 12:15:30 PM »
The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.

This kind of sex happens when you first meet
someone and you both have sex until you are
blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
  This is when you have been with your partner for
a short time and you are so needy you will have
sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
 
The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.
 This is when you have been with your partner for a
long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.
 
The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.
 This is when you have been with your partner for too
long. When you pass each other in the hallway you
both say ... "Screw You."
 
The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.
 Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the
afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
 
The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.
 This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She
takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
 
And ... Last ... But not least ...
 
The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.
 You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
 
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME

WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
 
I have enough problems of my own !!!
« Last Edit: April 25, 2008, 06:29:25 PM by Alpha-Omega »

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Re: 7 Kinds of SEX
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2008, 05:42:31 PM »
You forgot about multiple orifice sex  ;D

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Re: 7 Kinds of SEX
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2008, 11:23:35 AM »
haha....im kinda liking bartel.... :-X
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Re: 7 Kinds of SEX
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2009, 06:44:20 AM »
This is really funny!
"Say you're in a [chemical] plant and there's a snake on the floor. What are you going to do? Call a consultant? Get a meeting together to talk about which color is the snake? Employees should do one thing: walk over there and you step on the friggin� snake." - Jean-Pierre Garnier, CEO of Glaxosmithkline, June 2006

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