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Schrödinger Humor
« on: May 07, 2005, 07:00:11 PM »
 Schrödinger is driving along a road at night, speeding like hell. He wizzes by a cop and gets pulled over. The cop comes up to the car and asks "Do you know how fast you were going, son?". Schrödinger replys, "No, but I know exactly where I was."
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Re: Schrödinger Humor
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2005, 08:01:15 PM »
Yeah, other version is a Schrödinger train - we know its exact speed but we are not sure it is still on tracks :)
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Re: Schrödinger Humor
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2005, 10:39:57 PM »
Yeah, other version is a Schrödinger train - we know its exact speed but we are not sure it is still on tracks :)

not sure if the train is on the track?

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Re: Schrödinger Humor
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2005, 05:49:13 AM »
not sure if the train is on the track?

Is this a suggestion I should learn English? ;)
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Re: Schrödinger Humor
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2005, 01:29:21 PM »
i dont understand why the hyseinburg uncertainty principle is used on schrondinger, but it's just so hilarious that one can't be sure if the train is on the track. I will freak out if the train driver isnt sure of that. LOL
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Re: Schrödinger Humor
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2005, 06:58:50 PM »
OK, let's call it a Heisenberg train :)
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