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chemistry joke
« on: June 13, 2005, 04:37:32 PM »
A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.

The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously he was drowned and never returned.

The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He too, never returned.

The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, "The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water".





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Re:chemistry joke
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2005, 06:31:50 PM »
good one.
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Re:chemistry joke
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2005, 07:54:33 PM »
 :heh:
"Say you're in a [chemical] plant and there's a snake on the floor. What are you going to do? Call a consultant? Get a meeting together to talk about which color is the snake? Employees should do one thing: walk over there and you step on the friggin� snake." - Jean-Pierre Garnier, CEO of Glaxosmithkline, June 2006

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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2005, 09:50:39 AM »
1. A chemistry teacher was berating the students for not learning the Periodic Table of the Elements. She said, "Why when I was your age I knew both their names and weights." One kid popped up, "Yeah, but teach, there were so few of them back then.

2. A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist. "That's it, I can never remember that word."

3. A physical chemist is a student who goes to university thinking he might want to be a physicist, but gets intimated by the math.

4. First law of Laboratorics: Hot glass and cold glass look alike!

5. Two chemists meet for the first time at a symposium. One is American, one is British. The British chemist asks the American chemist, "So what do you do for research?" The American responds, "Oh, I work with aerosols." The Brit responds, "Yes, sometimes my colleagues get on my nerves also."

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Re:chemistry joke
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2005, 07:22:00 AM »
[LOL]


A student was in the middle of his chemistry class. His teacher askes him: "What is H2SO4?". Hoping that someone might tell him, the student tried to buy a little time: "Wait a moment, sir. I know this. It is on the tip of my tongue". The teacher said: "It is? Spit it out quickly, it's sulphuric acid!!" :D

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Re:chemistry joke
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2005, 10:10:19 AM »
oh it's funny, haha... I must tell my friends about it  ;D

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Re:chemistry joke
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2005, 01:36:01 AM »
that's kida my fav.
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    >"All that glitters is not gold, but at least it contains free electrons"
    >During class, the chemistry professor was demonstrating the properties of
various acids. "Now I'm going to drop this silver coin into this glass of
acid. Will it dissolve?"

"No sir," one student called out.

"No?" queried the professor. "Perhaps you can explain why the silver won't
dissolve in this particular acid."

"Because if it would, you wouldn't have dropped it in!"

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« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2005, 08:37:04 AM »
Hey, if Jdurg were a terrorist ...

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Re:chemistry joke
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2005, 08:49:40 AM »
. limpet chicken would be his hostage !

(hey, it's just for fun, hope that Jdurg and limpet chicken are not angry  ;D)

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Re:chemistry joke
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2005, 09:53:28 PM »
and this man swears he has never been in contact with T.H.C before..(Yeah right! lol)
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