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what ions
« on: August 29, 2005, 07:15:36 AM »
Hi, I heard these questions a while ago and I thought they were pretty funny. Who knows how to fill in the gaps?

1. Mr Crow said to his wife: "You are my ---"

2. He never calls during the day because ---s are cheaper.

3. "Where is Benzo's food?" - "Oh no, --- it all!"

4. Peter's brother said: "I won't do it but my ---."

5. The guy with the bovine nickname was not on-time. So they said: "---"

6. When Sue's boyfriend left her after just two weeks she said: "--- no more"
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Re:what ions
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2005, 03:58:08 PM »
can't be that hard, just put in a polyatomic ion each. there aren't so many around.
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« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2005, 09:59:27 AM »
Hmm I have suspicions of the others but #3 I know:

"Where is Benzo's food?" - "Oh no, Benzoate it all!"

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Re:what ions
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2005, 10:47:17 AM »
good job, that's it
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« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2005, 08:27:53 AM »

*waves arm around* Ooh! Ooh! I know one!

2. He never calls during the day because nitrates are cheaper.

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Re:what ions
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2005, 08:04:05 PM »
Mr Crow said to his wife: "You are my Crowmate (sic chromate)"

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Re:what ions
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2005, 08:12:39 PM »
4. Peter's brother said: "I won't do it but my bro might (sic bromide)."

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Re:what ions
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2005, 02:57:01 PM »
alright. good job everyone

5. and 6. are still to go

5.: what animal names could be bovine? and what are you when you are not on time?

6. is kind of hard, I did not get that either myself at first. She ought not go on a rendezvous any more.
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Re:what ions
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2005, 11:08:30 PM »
oh!  #5:

They called him oxalate (Ox being a bovine creature, and late!)
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