Anyway, alcohol functions in a molecule does NOT mean it will act in your body as Ethanol does! Prepared food contains many alcohols like polyols (glycerine, erythritol, pentaerythritol, xylitol and the like) which serve as hygroscopic sweeteners that capture moisture to keep the food damp, and won't make you drunk. One function alone does not define the biological effect of a molecule.
This story about fructose just looks like one meaningless frenzy more. Someone makes money with a book, and possibly some lobbies (like: cane and beet against maize) try to influence the consumers. Notice saccharose produces ethanol just as fructose does, nothing special.
By the way, the Paleolithic diet isn't known accurately... We tell "hunters" for having found deer bones but no banana bone in their settlements.
The less funny side of the story: the French government tries to take advantage of this frenzy to put a new tax on sugar and soft drinks.