Au contraire, my little offensive friend. I've told you it's a rearrangement reaction (which in and of itself should've been enough to send you back to your text book), named after a well-known chemist who happens to share his last name with a well-known paleontologist (who happened to occasionally rearrange dinosaur skeletons, but that is beside the point).
And if you still can't figure it out, I'll happily provide you the answer.