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Chemistry Rap (Need Help with lyrics)
« on: January 25, 2013, 07:03:44 PM »
Hello,

For my Organic Chemistry class, we have an extra credit project which is very open ended, basically you can make songs, do dances, anything, as long as the theme is chemistry. Last semester I did a rap with some classmates and made it into a music video, and it was quite a time sink. I decided I would work on the next one now while I am on winter break, so in 5 months from now, I won't have to do it when I am trying to study for finals (the extra credit project is at the end of the semester). So, I've come with my song in an unfinished form, and I wanted to know if anyone could help me come up with any more lyrics that rhymed and used chemistry or organic chemistry terms. The song is a spin off of ''My Name is'' by Eminem

LYRICS to the Original Song
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/eminem/mynameis.html


Here is what I have come up with so far, any suggestions are welcome (even if you aren't rap oriented, even if you can come up with a chemistry word that rhymes either better or with something that I don't have in the song chemistry related, post it here!!)

Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)
My name is... [scratches] Rick Shady
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)
My name is... [scratches] Rick Shady

Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)
My name is... [scratches] Rick Shady
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)
My name is... [scratches] Rick Shady

Ahem... excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class for one second?
Hi Kids! Do you like science?
Wanna see me put safety goggles right over my eyelids?
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Synthesize ‘cid and mess the experiment up worse than that kid?
My Brain’s dead weight, I’m trying to get my head straight
But I can’t figure out which route of synthesis I wanna take
And Dr. Tomooka said ‘’Rick shady, you a basehead’’
Uh uh!
''Then why’s your face red, man you wasted’’
Well, since age 12, I had told myself
One day I’m gonna have to take organic chemistry, and I’ll need help
Got ticked off and ripped Pamela Lee’s lips off
Kissed ‘em and said ''I didn’t know silicon’s supposed to be this soft!’’
I drop a fat pound of glass
It falls to the ground and shatters into a million little pieces really fast
C’mere Rick! (Wait a minute T, that’s my beaker dawg)
I don’t care, just come here and sweep it up!

Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)
My name is... [scratches] Rick Shady
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)
My name is... [scratches] Rick Shady

Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)
My name is... [scratches] Rick Shady
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)
My name is... [scratches] Rick Shady

My Chemistry teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester I’ll be 25
I chased him around the lab room with a stapler
Got him cornered and told him to change the grade on the paper
Walked into the chem club meeting, gave everyone a greeting
Said ''Gimme president cuz the winner by vote had to of been cheating!’’
Extraterrestial, runnin’ over pedestrians
In a hydrogen fuel cell vehicle while they screamin ''lets just be lab partners!’’
99% of my life I was lied to
I just found out the VSEPR model was all just a dupe
I said I’d grow up one day and be a famous chemist
Make a new chemical compound under a certain premise
You know it blew up, when the pressure in the sep funnel
Got too high and made a sound like a wind tunnel
This guy in the lab room asked for my answer
So I said ''Look in the lab book, it said cancer’’


Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)
My name is... [scratches] Rick Shady
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)
My name is... [scratches] Rick Shady

Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)
My name is... [scratches] Rick Shady
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)
My name is... [scratches] Rick Shady

Stop the experiment, this kid needs to be locked away! (Get Him!)
Dr. Tomooka, don’t just stand there, operate!
I’m not ready to leave, it’s too early to say bye
 I’ll have to be carried outside the lab room with my NMR results or I’ll cry
Am I passing or failing? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of ethanol, dare me to drive?
All my life I’ve been very deprived
I ain’t had a good lab partner in months, probably since last July
Coat Ripped, like the incredible Hulk
I stir mixtures when I talk
I use the vortex genie on any compound from the stock
When I was little I’d get so mad I would throw fits
How you gonna make that reaction work, you aint got no catalyst?
I lay awake rolling back in forth in my bed
With an organic chem book right on top my head
I’m steaming mad
And if you see my lab
Throw it the trash and start again, like this dream I had

Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)
My name is... [scratches] Rick Shady
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)
My name is... [scratches] Rick Shady

Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)
My name is... [scratches] Rick Shady
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)
My name is... [scratches] Rick Shady

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Re: Chemistry Rap (Need Help with lyrics)
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2013, 01:50:28 AM »
You must have a open minded teacher if you're thinking of talking about synthing acid and calling rick shady an amp fiend

though, it's very funny

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Re: Chemistry Rap (Need Help with lyrics)
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2013, 05:27:24 AM »
Who's Rick Shady?

This project reminded me of this song:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/ffrdpBACctg" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/ffrdpBACctg</a>
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Re: Chemistry Rap (Need Help with lyrics)
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2013, 11:49:22 AM »
My name is Rick..it's slim shady. It's a placeholder name. Yeah about the amp..maybe I should change it

Synthesize ‘cid and mess the experiment up worse than that kid?
My Brain’s dead weight, I’m trying to get my head straight
But I can’t figure out which route of synthesis I wanna take
And Dr. T said ''Rick shady, that's a base man’’
Uh uh!
''Then why aint the paper red, man just face it’’

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Re: Chemistry Rap (Need Help with lyrics)
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2013, 05:43:04 PM »
For my name, I'm gonna change it to Rick Safety. Everyone knows in the lab, it's safety first  ;D

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Re: Chemistry Rap (Need Help with lyrics)
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2013, 01:45:29 PM »
i like rick safety much better

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Re: Chemistry Rap (Need Help with lyrics)
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2013, 05:34:49 PM »
The two verses that I am not quite happy with right now is

And Dr. T Said ''Rick Safety, that's a base man''
Uh uh!
''Then why's the paper red, man just face it''


99% of my life I was lied to
I just found out Lewis Dot structures are just a tool

Any suggestions? I think I'm happy with the rest at least right now

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Re: Chemistry Rap (Need Help with lyrics)
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2013, 11:50:03 PM »
Alright video is done, THANKS FOR NO ONE HELPING ME =(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jx8a9nuaL4

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