May 31, 2023, 12:24:39 AM
Forum Rules: Read This Before Posting


Topic: what is the ionic name of "masterbic acid"?  (Read 11748 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

ddnnee

  • Guest
what is the ionic name of "masterbic acid"?
« on: April 04, 2006, 08:37:16 PM »
ya, what is the ionic name or depronated form of "masterbic acid"?

Offline Borek

  • Mr. pH
  • Administrator
  • Deity Member
  • *
  • Posts: 27355
  • Mole Snacks: +1776/-408
  • Gender: Male
  • I am known to be occasionally wrong.
    • Chembuddy
Re:what is the ionic name of "masterbic acid"?
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2006, 03:04:44 AM »
Masterbic or masturbic? Check your spelling.
ChemBuddy chemical calculators - stoichiometry, pH, concentration, buffer preparation, titrations.info, pH-meter.info

Offline billnotgatez

  • Global Moderator
  • Sr. Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 4366
  • Mole Snacks: +222/-61
  • Gender: Male
Re:what is the ionic name of "masterbic acid"?
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2006, 03:17:57 AM »
Borek

This is the humor forum. I think the double entendre was intended here.
I am waiting to see if they will give the answer to this riddle.
It is not likely to be GP rated.

spoudyal3

  • Guest
Re: what is the ionic name of "masterbic acid"?
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2006, 10:13:48 PM »
Ahhh! It has almost been a month and still no answer! Hmmm ... I want to know! Maybe if the "real" answer is not given then someone can think of some humorous substitutes?

-DaKid

Offline Mitch

  • General Chemist
  • Administrator
  • Sr. Member
  • *
  • Posts: 5298
  • Mole Snacks: +376/-3
  • Gender: Male
  • "I bring you peace." -Mr. Burns
    • Chemistry Blog
Re: what is the ionic name of "masterbic acid"?
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2006, 12:05:38 PM »
Think
Most Common Suggestions I Make on the Forums.
1. Start by writing a balanced chemical equation.
2. Don't confuse thermodynamic stability with chemical reactivity.
3. Forum Supports LaTex

Offline lemonoman

  • Atmospheric
  • Chemist
  • Full Member
  • *
  • Posts: 607
  • Mole Snacks: +71/-8
  • Gender: Male
Re: what is the ionic name of "masterbic acid"?
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2006, 12:51:40 PM »
Is that a "think" as in, think about the answer...or is that a think as in, "Think before you post questionable content in a public forum"?

Offline Mitch

  • General Chemist
  • Administrator
  • Sr. Member
  • *
  • Posts: 5298
  • Mole Snacks: +376/-3
  • Gender: Male
  • "I bring you peace." -Mr. Burns
    • Chemistry Blog
Re: what is the ionic name of "masterbic acid"?
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2006, 01:09:17 PM »
think about the answer
Most Common Suggestions I Make on the Forums.
1. Start by writing a balanced chemical equation.
2. Don't confuse thermodynamic stability with chemical reactivity.
3. Forum Supports LaTex

Offline lemonoman

  • Atmospheric
  • Chemist
  • Full Member
  • *
  • Posts: 607
  • Mole Snacks: +71/-8
  • Gender: Male
Re: what is the ionic name of "masterbic acid"?
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2006, 01:17:38 PM »
I totally know the answer.  I was hoping to elicit a response for the post that got deleted ;)

Offline Mitch

  • General Chemist
  • Administrator
  • Sr. Member
  • *
  • Posts: 5298
  • Mole Snacks: +376/-3
  • Gender: Male
  • "I bring you peace." -Mr. Burns
    • Chemistry Blog
Re: what is the ionic name of "masterbic acid"?
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2006, 01:49:51 PM »
which one?
Most Common Suggestions I Make on the Forums.
1. Start by writing a balanced chemical equation.
2. Don't confuse thermodynamic stability with chemical reactivity.
3. Forum Supports LaTex

Offline Mitch

  • General Chemist
  • Administrator
  • Sr. Member
  • *
  • Posts: 5298
  • Mole Snacks: +376/-3
  • Gender: Male
  • "I bring you peace." -Mr. Burns
    • Chemistry Blog
Re: what is the ionic name of "masterbic acid"?
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2006, 01:50:09 PM »
The b.b. gun one?
Most Common Suggestions I Make on the Forums.
1. Start by writing a balanced chemical equation.
2. Don't confuse thermodynamic stability with chemical reactivity.
3. Forum Supports LaTex

Offline lemonoman

  • Atmospheric
  • Chemist
  • Full Member
  • *
  • Posts: 607
  • Mole Snacks: +71/-8
  • Gender: Male
Re: what is the ionic name of "masterbic acid"?
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2006, 04:24:03 PM »
it was a molecule that looked like a penis, and the hydrogen atom 'cums off' easily!

Tee hee hee  :D

Offline Borek

  • Mr. pH
  • Administrator
  • Deity Member
  • *
  • Posts: 27355
  • Mole Snacks: +1776/-408
  • Gender: Male
  • I am known to be occasionally wrong.
    • Chembuddy
Re: what is the ionic name of "masterbic acid"?
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2006, 07:17:51 PM »
Think ;)
ChemBuddy chemical calculators - stoichiometry, pH, concentration, buffer preparation, titrations.info, pH-meter.info

Offline Borek

  • Mr. pH
  • Administrator
  • Deity Member
  • *
  • Posts: 27355
  • Mole Snacks: +1776/-408
  • Gender: Male
  • I am known to be occasionally wrong.
    • Chembuddy
Re:what is the ionic name of "masterbic acid"?
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2006, 03:57:20 AM »
This is the humor forum. I think the double entendre was intended here.

Jeez, you really think I didn't get it? AFAIK there is no masterbic nor masturbic acid. But you should REALLY check the spelling of the word in question.
ChemBuddy chemical calculators - stoichiometry, pH, concentration, buffer preparation, titrations.info, pH-meter.info

Offline mike

  • Retired Staff
  • Sr. Member
  • *
  • Posts: 1246
  • Mole Snacks: +121/-35
  • Gender: Male
Re: what is the ionic name of "masterbic acid"?
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2006, 08:07:24 PM »
Quote
Jeez, you really think I didn't get it?

 :D ;D

Funny :P
There is no science without fancy, and no art without facts.

Offline Donaldson Tan

  • Editor, New Asia Republic
  • Retired Staff
  • Sr. Member
  • *
  • Posts: 3177
  • Mole Snacks: +261/-13
  • Gender: Male
    • New Asia Republic
Re: what is the ionic name of "masterbic acid"?
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2006, 12:28:06 PM »
i love crude jokes
"Say you're in a [chemical] plant and there's a snake on the floor. What are you going to do? Call a consultant? Get a meeting together to talk about which color is the snake? Employees should do one thing: walk over there and you step on the friggin� snake." - Jean-Pierre Garnier, CEO of Glaxosmithkline, June 2006

Sponsored Links