I'm a big fan of The Onion which is an online news "spoofing" site. Each week they update their site and have a section for horroscopes. My birthday is in early August, so I'm a Leo. Today I went to their site, www.theonion.com
and checked out the horoscope. Upon reading my horoscope, I broke out into fits of laughter. Here's why:Leo:
(July 23—Aug. 22)
Three extremely important events will mark your last days on earth: First, you find out you can buy uranium over the Internet. The second and third pretty much follow as the night follows the day.
That'd just too damned funny. :lolabove: