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Eerily funny horoscope for me.
« on: April 13, 2005, 11:12:58 PM »
I'm a big fan of The Onion which is an online news "spoofing" site. Each week they update their site and have a section for horroscopes. My birthday is in early August, so I'm a Leo. Today I went to their site, www.theonion.com and checked out the horoscope. Upon reading my horoscope, I broke out into fits of laughter. Here's why:

Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)
Three extremely important events will mark your last days on earth: First, you find out you can buy uranium over the Internet. The second and third pretty much follow as the night follows the day.

That'd just too damned funny.   :lolabove:
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Re:Eerily funny horoscope for me.
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2005, 12:14:32 AM »
Heh, that just goes to show that a spoof of a myth is the truth!
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Re: Eerily funny horoscope for me.
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2006, 08:14:33 AM »
First, you find out you can buy uranium over the Internet.

You can buy uranium over the internet. ;D

I hope this horoscope is out of date though!

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