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Chemistry Porn
« on: March 24, 2006, 07:57:27 PM »
This is amazing.  How this got by the editors, I don't know.

http://pubs3.acs.org/acs/journals/doilookup?in_doi=10.1021/ic0352250
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Re:Chemistry Porn
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2006, 08:26:50 PM »
ROFLMAO ;D

Reminds me of a joke I made with the user Budullewraagh (hey where the hell you been man, not seen you on MSN for ages)
About nucleophillic substitution, its perverted, as the nucleophile sneaks up and attacks from the backside.
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Re:MOVED: Chemistry Porn
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2006, 01:08:56 AM »
Seems like a silly request to me.  That's actually a legitimate paper, just the title picture was funny.  Oh well.  Do you remember... wasn't there a paper in JACS a while back about some NMR "P.E.N.I.S." experiment (Polarization Enhanced Nuclear Inversion Spectroscopy)?  That was legit, too, although also rather amusing in subject.  These things do 'pop up' from time to time, and though they are funny, they are actually legit new science, which is why I placed it here rather than the humor forum where we get e-mail forwards and other things.  I put the 'porn' title on it to catch people's eye. :)
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Re:Chemistry Porn
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2006, 06:24:34 AM »
good find. :)
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Re: Chemistry Porn
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2006, 03:36:57 AM »
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Re: Chemistry Porn
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2006, 03:03:49 PM »
Crystalline Dildo:


Sex-oriented Chemical Reaction:
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Re: Chemistry Porn
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2006, 09:40:27 PM »
somehow the fact that the chemical reaction is reversible just makes it so much more funny to me  :)
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Re: Chemistry Porn
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2006, 06:55:23 AM »
Quote from: bakegaku on April 21, 2006, 09:40:27 PM
somehow the fact that the chemical reaction is reversible just makes it so much more funny to me  :)

The equilibrium will be disrupted when it gets too hot. ROFL
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Re: Chemistry Porn
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2006, 02:09:45 AM »
That was like the third most downloaded Inorg. Chem. paper last year.  Chemists are sickos!
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Re: Chemistry Porn
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2006, 10:40:35 PM »
what do you call it when the ring-shaped structure has sulfur attatch to it? anyone anyone...
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Re: Chemistry Porn
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2006, 05:58:09 PM »
Quote from: movies on May 01, 2006, 02:09:45 AM
That was like the third most downloaded Inorg. Chem. paper last year.  Chemists are sickos!

Inorganic chemists are sick, not all chemists. LOL.
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Re: Chemistry Porn
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2006, 08:56:28 PM »
Quote from: rctrackstar2007 on May 10, 2006, 10:40:35 PM
what do you call it when the ring-shaped structure has sulfur attatch to it? anyone anyone...
it has sulfurous, haha, like syphilus, it's a play on words.
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Re: Chemistry Porn
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2006, 03:48:39 PM »
Quote from: mrdeadman on May 15, 2006, 08:56:28 PM
Quote from: rctrackstar2007 on May 10, 2006, 10:40:35 PM
what do you call it when the ring-shaped structure has sulfur attatch to it? anyone anyone...
it has sulfurous, haha, like syphilus, it's a play on words.

damn you lol i told you that answer already  :P
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Re: Chemistry Porn
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2006, 10:19:37 PM »
Quote from: rctrackstar2007 on May 16, 2006, 03:48:39 PM
damn you lol i told you that answer already  :P
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Re: Chemistry Porn
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2006, 10:29:04 PM »
this is for you trev
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