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Offline Furanone

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Re: Chemistry Jokes
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2016, 05:42:45 AM »
Chemist 1: "Hey today, should we run the tests for sodium?"

Chemist 2: "Na"

Chemist 1: "How about we test for potassium then?"

Chemist 2: "K"
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Re: Chemistry Jokes
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2016, 08:23:51 AM »
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Why did the professor not allow his students to wear sandles while in the dairy lab?
He was lack-toes intolerant
That sounds like the answer to the question: What do you call someone who hates Pobbles?

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Re: Chemistry Jokes
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2016, 09:32:59 AM »
I'm thinking the only thing chemistry jokes do is reinforce certain stereotypes against chemists. :)
What men are poets who can speak of Jupiter if he were like a man, but if he is an immense spinning sphere of methane and ammonia must be silent?  - Richard P. Feynman

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Re: Chemistry Jokes
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2016, 06:21:54 AM »
Are they much worse than the "funniest jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe"? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-37154550. And these are professional comedians.

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Re: Chemistry Jokes
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2016, 06:28:54 PM »
Yes some of this jokes can be stupid, but some have certain reason.. I guess all know that right?  ;D

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Re:Chemistry Jokes
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2016, 11:50:10 AM »
Is it just me or do chemistry teachers say corny jokes alot in class? I know mine does, it's actually pretty funny...

I'm a chemistry teacher and I do...

The chemistry department lift at the University of Sussex in England used to have this graffiti on it:

Potassium ethanoate rules, CH3CO OK

A couple of my favourite physics jokes:

Einstein, Newton and Pascal were playing hide and seek. It was Einstein's turn to count, Pascal ran off to hide but Newton just drew a sqaure, 1m along each side on the floor and stood on it.
When Einstein turned around he said, "Newton, I've found you already". No, replied Newton, you've found Pascal.


A Higg's bosun walked into a catholic church, the priest sent hm away saying "Sorry, we don't allow bosuns in here", the bosun replied "How are you going to have mass without me?"
When you are courting a nice girl, an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. (Albert Einstein)

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Re: Chemistry Jokes
« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2016, 06:09:05 PM »
LOL

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Re: Chemistry Jokes
« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2016, 04:12:53 PM »
A bit large and - sadly - not signed (although I have a feeling I know the line).
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