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Interesting Quotes from Forum Members
« on: July 13, 2006, 01:41:22 AM »
Quote from: Dan on July 12, 2006, 08:48:09 AM
Wikipedia is your friend

Any more? feel free to add.. I love the ones that relate to http://www.googleityoumoron.com
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Re: Interesting Quotes from Forum Members
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2006, 02:11:10 AM »
Quote from: limpet chicken on May 19, 2006, 09:45:00 PM
Damn acid didn't stop at the gloves either,

Quote from: Qazzian on July 17, 2005, 01:02:24 AM
Sheesh, just because you're writing a paper on 2D GC, you throw it around like it's candy and you're some kind of candyman. ::)

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The drug ones always amuse me :D - it's like the people who post are ON drugs, the way they talk and spell :P
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Re: Interesting Quotes from Forum Members
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2006, 07:43:54 AM »
1.Quote from: lachie123 on July 03, 2006, 03:30:55 AM
Give me a break , u *Ignore me, I am a weenie* , i failed the  test anyway ( my results were not accuarte enough)


2.Topic locked, 5 days ban.(Borek)

Rofl when i saw 1. cracked up laughing LOL then 2. came i was laughing even harder lol
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Re: Interesting Quotes from Forum Members
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2006, 01:07:43 PM »
Quote from: Borek on June 08, 2006, 06:57:39 PM
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You are abusively wrong. It is enough to write the expression for the equilibrium constant to see that increasing pressure moves the equilibrium in this particular case to the right. But it requires KNOWLEDGE which you don't have. No wonder you have failed.

Quote from: Borek on June 24, 2006, 04:06:38 AM
Quote from: dYmpAuL_16 on June 24, 2006, 02:50:26 AM
Could you please post a complete list of  common laboratory apparatus, their uses and history... thank you ;)

You must be joking. Read forum rules. Then try this link.

#1 made me laugh a lot.... ;D

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Re: Interesting Quotes from Forum Members
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2006, 12:16:23 AM »
Well, sometimes I visited Wikipedia and didn't get what I wanted. Coz there weren't event an essay about them.

When I found the topic I wanted, All APPEARED TO ME WERE SCIENTIFIC TERMS which I cound hardly understand.
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« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2006, 07:21:50 PM »
Borek has a lot of funny quotes. Makes since sense he's the #1 poster.
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Re: Interesting Quotes from Forum Members
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2006, 07:37:45 PM »
Quote from: constant thinker on November 13, 2006, 07:21:50 PM
Borek has a lot of funny quotes. Makes since sense he's the #1 poster.

I am doing my best to look serious. When you come to an age you should be serious, shouldn't you?
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Re: Interesting Quotes from Forum Members
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2006, 12:36:53 PM »
Quote from: Borek on November 13, 2006, 07:37:45 PM
Quote from: constant thinker on November 13, 2006, 07:21:50 PM
Borek has a lot of funny quotes. Makes since sense he's the #1 poster.

I am doing my best to look serious. When you come to an age you should be serious, shouldn't you?

...and where would you set the age broder not serious - serious ;) ?
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Re: Interesting Quotes from Forum Members
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2006, 04:50:35 PM »
Quote from: Borek
Only when dry. Besides, your solution contains enough organic substances to explode on contact with Mn2O7.

Borek puts it so simply why Mn2O7 isn't in the solution.

This originally came from http://www.chemicalforums.com/index.php?topic=11370.0
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"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' " -Ronald Reagan

"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniels." -Frank Sinatra

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Re: Interesting Quotes from Forum Members
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2006, 08:03:39 PM »
Quote from: Borek on December 04, 2006, 12:25:15 PM
Quote from: slipnslide on December 04, 2006, 10:52:03 AM
2. What ratio of H2 to O2 is optimal?  Use a balanced chemical equation to answer this question.

You were specifically asked to write and balance reaction equation. Do it.

Once again Borek is good at answering questions.
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"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniels." -Frank Sinatra

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Re: Interesting Quotes from Forum Members
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2006, 04:44:59 AM »
This has to be one of the most hilarious thread title I have ever seen: Jiaogulan - Gynostemma Pentalhyllum - Immortality Herb
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Re: Interesting Quotes from Forum Members
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2006, 01:41:21 PM »
Okay I added some of the quotes in this thread to the random quote block at the bottom. If you have more quotes from people, post them here and I'll add it to the quote database.


Wikipedia is your friend.     Dan (Chemical Forums)      Edit quote Delete quote
Damn acid didn't stop at the gloves either...    limpet chicken (Chemical Forums)    Edit quote Delete quote
Sheesh, just because you're writing a paper on 2D GC, you throw it around like it's candy and you're some kind of candyman.    Qazzian (Chemical Forums)    Edit quote Delete quote
Hello i am a student and i am doing some tests and experiments and i need to know where i can buy " ephedrine hidrohchloryd " and i need information to know for what ephedrine hidrohchloryd can be used .. if there is someone who knows please send me PM.    isa_ch (Chemical Forums)    Edit quote Delete quote
You are abusively wrong. It is enough to write the expression for the equilibrium constant to see that increasing pressure moves the equilibrium in this particular case to the right. But it requires KNOWLEDGE which you don't have. No wonder you have failed.    Borek (Chemical Forums)    Edit quote Delete quote
Could you please post a complete list of common laboratory apparatus, their uses and history... thank you    dYmpAuL_16 (Chemical Forums)    Edit quote Delete quote
I am doing my best to look serious.    Borek (Chemical Forums)    Edit quote Delete quote
Only when dry. Besides, your solution contains enough organic substances to explode on contact with Mn2O7.    Borek (Chemical Forums)    Edit quote Delete quote
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Re: Interesting Quotes from Forum Members
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2007, 03:37:08 PM »
Quote from: enahs on January 14, 2007, 12:09:04 PM
He means show you have tried figuring out the reaction....not actually killing the fish!

Some fish may have been saved because of enahs' decisive action.  ;)

The original topic. Scroll down to about post 11.
http://www.chemicalforums.com/index.php?topic=12313.0
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Re: Interesting Quotes from Forum Members
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2007, 09:24:49 PM »
Quote from: enahs on January 16, 2007, 10:42:43 PM
Quote from: P-man on January 16, 2007, 09:41:13 PM
Well I don't think that blaming hydrogen as the sole source of the accident is vaery fair either.

Because it was not, it was methane, actually. Bob had a big bowl of beans on the flight...

Hmmm...
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"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' " -Ronald Reagan

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Re: Interesting Quotes from Forum Members
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2007, 09:48:46 PM »
Quote from: Borek on March 22, 2007, 03:06:38 PM
Quote from: ArtCelled on March 22, 2007, 12:10:14 PM
suggest me something !

Spellchecker & forum rules.

Another one from Borek. For him though, that is some good advice.
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"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' " -Ronald Reagan

"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniels." -Frank Sinatra
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